Haggadot?

ps: Shrimp good / shrimp bad?

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Passover, uh, service books. Songs, instructions, readings, prayers...

Shrimp is yuk. Forbidden under Jewish dietary laws (which just means that I didn't grow up eating them), and not something I want to eat anyway.

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They are very yuck. The texture is disgusting.

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and isnt there something about how their poops are still in there and you have to eat that too?

yuk. D:

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What? Gross. I hope not.

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"Stop staring at my boobs."

How I ever thought you were a girl, I'll never know! :)

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Back in highschool I used to use an exaggerated bass to say:

Stop looking at my breasts >:(

Maybe it's a gay thing.

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maybe i should send you the pin!
along with a bear deluxe, perhaps!

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(I wanted to say basso profondo for some reason)

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Now that you've cleaned your room, i can bring Marjorie and Lelanie Dabling over (they're full dablings, not halfs like some of them). You know they hate messes. They've both just gotten home from Switzerland! Maybe we'll pile alll the girls in and come down another weekend.

How awfully exciting life with the Dablings is! I can barely keep up. Thank god there's a journal for these things!

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I hope Lelanie will have gotten rid of her typhoid fever before you drive down with her. Her constant coughing gets on my nerves, not to mention her boils.

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that's why they were in switzerland. she's fine now.

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promise me youll go with me to the apple store to return my shattered ipod. i need the good vibes!

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i don't have good vibes, obviously. but i'll go with you!

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awesome! i know it wont matter but i have to pretend that there's some way i can end up not having to pay for repairs, even if it's on some random quantum wavelength. ive had good luck lately - i didnt have to pay for a new phone, etc, but i feel shaky about this one.

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i know you've been curious about your stamps and i heard some people on my bus talkin about a stamp collector's convention...at the place for conventions, the convention center, this very weekend. perhaps you could find someone there to tell you they're worth millions. :j

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yay! thanks! that might be just the ticket.

i'm sorry about last night. i've been horribly burned out and i haven't had much energy for anything except eating snacks and junk food. yesterday was a particularly difficult day. i was going to call you today and explain.

what are you doing on sunday? patti smith is playing The Bite from seven to eight-thirty for, like, six bucks.

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patti smith is still alive?

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indeed, she is.

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i added you.

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thanks! welcome to my mess! ;)
i added you back.

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i had a dream last night that you were a buffalo. you looked exactly like an average buffalo except you had your blue eyes. you were eating some long grass and meandering towards a stand of tall pine trees. it was pretty and the light was from fall.

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I don't know much about buffalo (except their hair falls out in clumps, making them spectacularly un-vain creatures), but it is entirely possible that these strange lumbering beasts are my animal spirit doppelgangers.

i love you and miss you!

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Bison#Reproductive_habits_and_sexual_behaviour
i miss you too silverfish!

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your anus

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